Funny sms collection- 5

Funny SMS-21.

><(((:>I send dis fish as a sign of friendship Plz take care of it & keep it in mobile & daily put ur mobile in water so tat fish wont DIE

Funny SMS-22.

Without Love -- days r
Sadday,
moanday,
tearsday,
wasteday,
thirstday,
frightday,
shatterday.

so be in Luv everyday.

Funny SMS-23.

One day Raja n rani decided 2 send messages 2 each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried n called 2 rani.She told stupid "That was a miss call"

Funny SMS-24.

Dear user, ur wife can become mother without ur struggle! Just SMS 'CHILD' or call customer care at 0088****** & be a tension-free DAD!

Funny SMS-25.

A couple printed invitation letter 4 their son’s khatna(Circumcision),but they don’t know proper word 2 print, so they printed:THE CUTTING CEREMONY OF FUCKING INSTRUMENTS