Funny sms collection- 6

Funny SMS-26.

Smiling is the second best thing u can do by ur lips, Of course u know the 1st...? Stop thinking weird... stupid its keeping ur mouth shut..

Funny SMS-27.

U can fall from a bridge, u can fall from above, but the best way of falling,
is falling in love!

Funny SMS-28.

u r genius, ur mind is a master piece.It is divided into left n right.In the left part nothing is right n in right part nothing is left.

Funny SMS-29.

Meaning of  WIFE & HUSBAND..
w>Wonderful
I>Item
f>4
e>Entertainment
.....
h>Handsome
u>Useful
s>Smart
b>But
a>At
n>Night
d>Dangerous

Funny SMS-30.

Keep.....................IN TOUCH WID ME.....OTHERWISE............................1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 ALL..........UR TEETH WILL B BROKEN!!!