Funny sms collection- 4

Funny SMS-16.

Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon n the sky. Then I thought where the fucking roof?

Funny SMS-17.

I m a killer, I kill people 4 money, but u r my friend so I’ll KILL U 4 FREE!!

Funny SMS-18.

First the friendship ring, 2^nd the Love ring, 3^rd the engagement ring, 4^th the wedding ring, then the suffering

Funny SMS-19.

At dis moment 100 million people r sleeping, 2 million people r eating 3 million people r having sex.. & 1 stupid fool is reading my SMS

Funny SMS-20.

I want u 2 know dat our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry I cry. U lauf I lauf. U jump out of da window. I look down & den. I lauf again.