Funny sms Collection 11

Funny SMS-51.

My Eyes: 2 look at u, Hands: 2 pray 4 u, Mind: 2 care 4 u, Heart: 2 love u n Legs: 2 kick u if u forget me.

Funny SMS-52.

Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs n Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.

Funny SMS-53.

I want u...
2 be with me In a nice Restaurent
2 have candle light dinner....
n 2 say say those sweet three words 2 U....
"Pay The Bill"

Funny SMS-54.

Intelligent Man + Intelligent Woman = Romance.

Intelligent Man + Stupid Woman = Pregnancy.

Stupid Man + Intelligent Woman = Affair.

Stupid Man + Stupid Woman = Marriage !

Funny SMS-55.

A mobile is like women:-
Talks non-stop,
Costs a fortune,
Disturbs when ur busy
N when U need them urgently, they have no service.