Funny sms Collection- 10

Funny SMS-46.

Always start ur day with a lot of S E X
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement
so make SEX a daily habit, & u'll always be happy!

Funny SMS-47.

Good news! A new way 2 send Romantic kiss 2 ur girlfriend. Just call me n order ur kiss. I will personally go n deliver it.

Funny SMS-48.

Mon 2 Sun, From Jan 2 Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. 4 me, u've always been a headache!

Funny SMS-49.

A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth?
Mother Fish: Earth is not the place 4 FISH, it's made 4 selfish.

Funny SMS-50.

What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.