Funny sms collection- 9

Funny SMS-41.

Always start ur day with a lot of S E X
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement
so make SEX a daily habit, & u'll always be happy!

Funny SMS-42.

Wana romance in the evening today?
I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing n biting
reply me soon!
urs lovingly
"MOSQUITO"

Funny SMS-43.

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence 4 2 minutes.

Funny SMS-44.

Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says '2 the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.

Funny SMS-45.

Beauty is not how u look, it is not how handsome u r, it is not ur figure too... Beauty is the inner self, so change ur underwear daily.