Funny sms Collection-12

Funny SMS-56.

One day I read smoking is bad, I stopped smoking. one day I read drinking is bad, I stopped drinking. one day I read SEX is bad, I stopped reading

Funny SMS-57.

Not every flower can represent love but rose do it. Not every tree can live without water, but cactus do it. Not every monkey can read SMS but u do! Enjoy ur day, n don’t forget 2 smile!

Funny SMS-58.

Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything 4 Girl
Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches (new) Boy Again.

Funny SMS-59.

“Miss me” or “Hate me”,
Both r in my favour.
If u miss me,I ‘m always in ur heart.
If u hate me,I’ll always be in ur mind.

Funny SMS-60.

Ur aim in life shud b 54321..
I mean…

5- Five digit salary
4- Four wheeler vehicle
3- Three room flat
2- 2 cute children
&
1- One sweetheart

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