Funny sms Collection-18

Funny SMS-86.

U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, n
U R 100% stupid 2 believe these words...

Funny SMS-87.

Newton's law of Love:-

Love can neither be created nor be destroyed;
it can only be changed from
one girl friend 2 another...

Funny SMS-88.

Never hold ur farts in. They travel up ur spine, into ur brain n that's where u get ur shitty ideas from!

Funny SMS-89.

In life 5 things can come at any time...
Money
friendship

Love
death

n
????

MY SMS.
Have a nice day!

Funny SMS-90

Luv
Easy 2 say - Difficult 2 stay...
Beautiful 2 feel - Difficult 2 deal...
Difficulty is a part of Life...
But that’s the reason...
Why Girlfriend is never a wife?