Funny sms Collection-17

Funny SMS-81.

I need u...
I love u...
I can't go anywhere
without u...
Oh My Lovely..
Shoes!

Funny SMS-82.

Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming 2 her husband, Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids.

Funny SMS-83.

Twinkle twinkle little star,
u should know what u r,
n once u know what u r,
Mental hospital is not so far.

Funny SMS-84.

If I ever go 4 a brain transplant I’d like 2 use ur brain. It's not because u r a genius. I would only like a brain that has never been used.

Funny SMS-85.


Q: Why do men fart more often than women?
A: Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough 2 build up the pressure.

1 comment:

  1. H_M. T_M. No 1 is complete without "U"
    nd FR_ENDSH_P will never b complete without "I",
    So "U" & "I" have to be there for ever
    if u want HUM (,") and ('') Tum 2 b frndz.


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