Funny sms Collection-25

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Funny SMS-121.

Question : When do u CONGRATULATE someone 4 their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

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Funny SMS-122.

2. One GOOD way 2 REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
Before Marriage - Drink whenever u are SAD,
After Marriage - Drink whenever u are HAPPY

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Funny SMS-123.

A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked 4 the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next 2 him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC

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Funny SMS-124.

In a job interview
Boss: Where were u born?
Applicant: Rajshahi
Boss: which part?
Applicant: what do u mean by which part? Whole body born in Rajshahi.

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Funny SMS-125.

Mr. Bean (crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.
Friend: condolence, my friend.
(After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder
Friend: what happened now?
Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died also!

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