Funny SMS-116.
If u do NOT have a Girl Friend - U are missing SOME thing in ur life.
If u HAVE a Girl Friend - U are missing EVERY thing in ur life.
Funny SMS-117.
When ur LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him 2 free u from Darkness.
Even after u pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.
Funny SMS-118.
Why Government do NOT allow a Man 2 MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution, u can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.
Funny SMS-119.
A FOOLish man tells a woman 2 STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.
Funny SMS-120.
What is a BEST and WORST news u can hear at the SAME time?
It is when ur Girl Friend says U are the BEST KISSER among all ur Friends.
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