86) Jocks SMS Collection-05

Joke SMS-41.

Son: Why are all these people running?
Father: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Son: If only winner will get the cup, why are others running ???

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Joke SMS-42.

1st Friend: I am so miser that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money.
2nd Friend: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.

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Joke SMS-43.

Son: Dad, how much does it cost to get married.
Father: I never calculated, I am still paying for it. :(

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Joke SMS-44.

Kid: Why are some of your hair white mom?
Mom: Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me unhappy, one of my hair turns white. Kid thought for a moment, and then said, "Mamma, how come *all* of grandma’s hair are white?”

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Joke SMS-45.

1st Friend: I and my girlfriend are getting married.
2nd Friend: Oh great, but when is the marriage?
1st Friend: I am marrying on on 13th Jan and my girlfriend on 20th.

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Joke SMS-46.

Little boy: Aunty, what is inside your stomach?
Pregnant Lady: It's a cute little baby.
Little Boy: If it is cute, why did u eat it?

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Joke SMS-47.

Chemistry Teacher: What is the chemical formula of water?
Student: H I J K L M N O.
Chemistry Teacher: What are you talking about?
Student: Yesterday U said H to O.

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Joke SMS-48.

Husband: If I die, will you remarry? Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will you remarry? Husband: No, I'll also stay with your sister. !!! :)

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Joke SMS-49.

1st Patient was crying loudly. 2nd Patient asked "Why" ?
1st Patient: They will cut my finger for blood test. Hearing this 2nd Patient started crying even louder.
1st Patient asked "Why" ?
2nd Patient: I have come for my urine test.

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Joke SMS-50.

Girlfriend: I can't marry you. I am one year elder to you.
Boyfriend: Don't worry; I love you so much that I can wait for one year.