Your SMS-1
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
submitted by-Asif Ahmed Tanvir
Your SMS-2.
When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a good memory..
I don't remember, what I chose.
submitted by-Asif Ahmed Tanvir
Your SMS-3.
I thought of suicide,
Went to railway tracks but
Got ur sms and after reading
I thought to be alive, u inspired me because
If a useless person like u is alive, why should i die
submitted by-Rocey Hasan
Your SMS-4.
Sincere apology: If u dont like any of my SMS & Don t like 2 read, Or if my msgs disturb u Then plz don t hesitate, Feel free to THROW UR MOBILE OUT !!
submitted by-Tareq Sami
Your SMS-5.
SMOKE every day plz! SMOKE means S=Send M=Me O=One K=Kool SMS E=Every day! So feel free 2 SMOKE more
submitted by-Tareq Sami
Your SMS-6.
What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah?
Wow! New Underwear (!!!@@!!!)
submitted by-Tareq Sami
Your SMS-7.
It's the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It's called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.
submitted by-Tareq Sami
Your SMS-8.
Whan i call u, 1 ring means i' m thinking of u, 2 rings means i like u, 3 rings means i'm missing u, 4 rings means i need u, 5 rings mean.. BEHRE HO PHONE UTHAO JULDI!
submitted by-Tareq Sami
Your SMS-9.
Man: please give me a black colour condom.
Shopkeeper: why black colour condom?
man: cause my friend has died.
so i want 2 share the sadness with his wife.
submitted by-Palash Chandra Mondol
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