Naughty SMS Collection-01

Naughty SMS-1.

wife - u were so drunk last night that u insulted ur boss
husband - piss him
wife - u did that and he fired u
husband - fuck him
wife - I did that! and u can go 2 work from tomorrow

Naughty SMS-2.


A good friend is like a good bra... hard 2 find, very comfortable, supportive, and always close 2 the heart.....

Naughty SMS-3

Speech should be like mini-skirt: long enough 2 cover the "main subject" and short enough 2 keep the interest!!

Naughty SMS-4.

A General asks a young lady officer, how she felt in Services?
Lady: Very fine, whole day passes in saying Yes Sir, Yes Sir & the whole night in No Sir, No Sir!

Naughty SMS-5.

Skin meets Skin
When is that
the skin meets skin,
hair meets hair
n balls disappear..
dirty mind
its when
u BLINK UR EYES

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