Funny sms Collection-16

Funny SMS-76.

India is empty without Taj-mahal, sundarbon is empty without tigher, Man is empty without love, But Zoo is empty without u.

Funny SMS-77.

I am ur real friend. If u give me 1, I will return u 10. If u give me a pen I will return u train. If u give me ur girlfriend I will return her with some children.

Funny SMS-78.

Keep contact with me & win exciting prizes. >3rd prize-lots of love. >2nd prize-life time Friendship. > 1st prize-free stay in my heart. Offer valid till I am alive......

Funny SMS-79.

A man went 4 blood test. Nurse took his blood. But she didn't find any cotton. So she suck his finger. The man became happy n said would I have Urine test next time?

Funny SMS-80.

I want 2 suck it... lick it... wanna move my tongue all over it... wanna feel it in my mouth...yep, it is my ice-cream & that's how I...eat..... ice-cream !