74) Bangla jokes SMS Collection-01

Bangla jokes SMS-1.

Jail officer:Jail khaner vitore jara ase tara sobay durdanto chalak,tome control korte parbe ta?
Chakuri parthi: parbona mane? Beshi tere bere korle gar dore jail theke ber kore dibo.

Bangla jokes SMS-2.

Nate: Nana, 2mer boyos koto?
Nana: kure bsor.
Nate: bolo ki? Matro 20 bosor?
Nana: er beshi je ami gunte pare na.

Bangla jokes SMS-3.

Gonak: apne komse kom 100 bosor bachben,
Man: jodi na bache?
Gonak: ta hole ase amer 2 gale 2 ta char marben.

Bangla jokes SMS-4.

Chakuridata:ai job ar jonno amer akjon responsible lok lagbe
Chakute parthi:ami say lok jake apne khujsen.
Chakuridata: keno?
Chakuriparthi:ager chakurite kharap kusu gotle e Boss bolto ami er jonno responsible.

Bangla jokes SMS-5.

Sota bon: vi, ma bolsen tume koyta mas doreso bolte?
Boro vi: make gia bol, porer masta dorte parle 1 ta hobe.

Love SMS-Collection-10

Love sms-46.

What is a flower without the sun, what is the earth without the sky. What am I without u, dat is why I tell u, I love u so much.

Love sms-47.

Every life in this world has been painted by God's own hands,Dat's why I am thankful God,coz when he painted my life he included a lovely color dat is U.

Love sms-48.

Do u know abt d things which live after death?? Heart - 10 mins, Brain - 10 mins,Eyes- 31mins, legs - 4 hrs,Skin - 5 days, Bones - 30 days,LOVE - FOREVER

Love sms-49.

Let my eyes 2 stop looking at u...
Let my brain 2 stop thinking about u..
Let my imagination 2 stop dreaming about u..
But u don't ever stop me from loving u.

Love sms-50.

I may be far 4 a min, 4 an hr, 4 a day, 4 a month, but I’l always b there 4 u. I may not be able 2 always say gud morning, gud evening, gud night, but, I’ll never say Gud Bye…

Love SMS-Collection-09

Love sms-41

if the sun forgets shining if the moon forgets lighting if the fishes forget swimming if the wind forgets blowing if the heart forgets breathing if the cloud forgets crying and if the birds forget flying u have 2 be sure dat I can nver forget u

Love sms-42.

Red is 4 blood, blood is 4 heart, heart is 4 love, love is 4 u and u r 4 me

Love sms-43.

eyes without tears,tears without love,love without a care,a care without a heart,a heart without beat,a beat without u,u without me.now how could dat be possible?

Love sms-44.

some times mu heart ask me why I care of u why I miss u why I love u why s think of u why I want u then my mind answer me it is very smiple coz I love u

Love sms-45.

If a smile could be a raindrop,I wish dat it keeps raining throughout ur life so there would be no place 4 tears in ur life.

Love SMS-Collection-08

Love sms-36

I have the "I",I have the "L",I have the "O",I have the "V",I have the
"E",... so pls May I have "U"?

Love sms-37

I hope dat u finally understand, dat I will love u untill the end, because ur not just my girl, u r also my best friend!

Love sms-38

Last night , thinking of u, one tear rolled out, I asked why r u out? Tear said there is someone so beautiful in ur eyes, now there is no place 4 me.

Love sms-39.

If I die and go 2 heaven, I put ur name on a golden star. So dat all the angels can see how much u mean 2 me !! I love u

Love sms-40.

I am looking 4 a word. I am looking 4 a whole new word. I am looking 4 a word dat nobody knows. I am looking 4 a word dat says...u r the best !!!