Naughty SMS Collection-02

Naughty SMS-6.

A Short thing
It gets Longer
when U hold it
N pass between
women Breasts
N enters into
A hole
What is it?
1 min 2 think!
U dirty mind
It’s Car Seat Belt

Naughty SMS-7.

1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said 2 the guy, "Hey buddy, why are u doing that?" He said, "Because u came home early."

Naughty SMS-8.

A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like. Mama dog said: "Your dad came from behind, I do not have the chance 2 see its face carefully!"

Naughty SMS-9.

Do u like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!

Naughty SMS-10.

Which Part...
of a man's body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible 4
making LOVE!
Ans:
HEART!!! But I luv the way u think...

Naughty SMS Collection-01

Naughty SMS-1.

wife - u were so drunk last night that u insulted ur boss
husband - piss him
wife - u did that and he fired u
husband - fuck him
wife - I did that! and u can go 2 work from tomorrow

Naughty SMS-2.

A good friend is like a good bra... hard 2 find, very comfortable, supportive, and always close 2 the heart.....

Naughty SMS-3

Speech should be like mini-skirt: long enough 2 cover the "main subject" and short enough 2 keep the interest!!

Naughty SMS-4.

A General asks a young lady officer, how she felt in Services?
Lady: Very fine, whole day passes in saying Yes Sir, Yes Sir & the whole night in No Sir, No Sir!

Naughty SMS-5.

Skin meets Skin
When is that
the skin meets skin,
hair meets hair
n balls disappear..
dirty mind
its when
u BLINK UR EYES