Funny SMS Collection-01

Funny sms-01.

What happened 2 ur mobile? I was trying 2 call u but I got this msg: welcome 2 Da jungle network, Da monkey u r trying 2 call is on da tree plz try later.

Funny sms-02.

Clouds r white but the sky is blue, monkey like u should b kept in the zoo, don’t get
angry ull find me there 2, not in the cage but laughing at u. ha! ha! ha

Funny sms-03

I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transferred 2 a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.

Funny sms-04.

If u fall in river there is a boat.If u fall in well there is a rope. But if u fall in love there is no hope

Funny sms-05.

If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me. .. If u save it thats bcoz u desire me .. & if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me. So what u gonna do with It?

Kiss SMS collection-01

Kiss sms-1.

my heart is made 2 luv u, my lips r made 2 kis u, my eyes r made 2 see u, my hands r made 2 hold u. every parts of me wants u, maybe bcoz I was made just 4 u!!

Kiss sms-2.

Luv is blind, Be very kind, When I kiss u, Please don’t mind

Kiss sms-3.

Dear cus2mer! ur kiss balance is getting low!Please get some1 and recharge ur balance now! u have 2 free kiss, and 3minutes hug will be expired on 1st jan2010

Kiss sms-4.

luv is the name, kiss is the game, forget the name lets play the game

Kiss sms-5.

A Kiss is a luvly trick designed by nature, 2 stop speech when words become unnecessary.

Love SMS-Collection-01

Love sms-1
Sometimes My eyes get jealouse of my Heart!
U Know Why? Bcoz u Always remain close to my HEART n far from my EYES

Love sms-2
Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring. So dream hope and love.Make Life Beautiful

Love sms-3
Last night , thinking of u, one tear rolled out, i asked why r u out? Tear said there is someone so beautiful in ur eyes, now there is no place for me.

Love sms-4
When time comes 2 u 2 give ur heart 2 someone, make sure u select someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts has never spare parts.

Love sms-5
I learned that 1 hour equal to 60 minutes n that 1 minute equal to 60 seconds, but it seems to me that 1 second without u can last for ever!

Romantic sms Clollection-01

Romantic sms-1

Let`s share the world.
A sea is 4 u, and waves r 4 me.
The sky is 4 u, and stars r 4 me.
The sun is 4 u, and light is 4 me.
Everything is 4 u, and u r 4 me...

Romantic sms-2

24hrs make a lovely day,
7 days make a lovely week,
52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing,
a person like me will make ur life lovely,
Have a lovely day n life!

Romantic sms-3

Wen things go wrong.
Wen sadness fills ur heart.
wen tears flow in ur eyes.
remember 3 things.
1) I'm with u.
2) Still with u.
3) Will ALWAYS b.

Romantic sms-4

When I look at u,
I cannot deny there is God,
coz only God could have created some1,
as wonderful n beautiful as u.

Romantic sms-5

If I reached 4 your hand , will u hold it ?
If I hold out my arms, will u hug me ?
If I go 4 your lips, will u kiss me ?
If I capture ur heart, will u love me ??