Funny SMS collection-22

Funny SMS-106.

All man of this world are not fool like u my friend. Some are bachelor.

Funny SMS-107.

Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
…nice drink…PEPSI

Funny SMS-108.

3 FEELINGS
what is the difference b/w stress,tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
panic is when both r pregnant

Funny SMS-109.

An Elephant, a Cow n a monkey
Arguing who is the Best
Elephant: I help people moveing heavy loads
Cow: I give milk
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Say something
Its ur turn now!

Funny SMS-110.

Summer comes again & Again
Winter commes again n again
But
A person like u never comes again ?& again
Bcoz
Parents never make a mistake again n again