Funny sms Collection-15

Funny SMS-71.

A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE..
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.!

Funny SMS-72.

Its funny when people discuss over “love marriage” n “arranged marriage”
It is like asking a person if he would like 2 “hang himself” or “shoot himself”.

Funny SMS-73.

World’s Shortest Horror Story By “Martin Garner”
Contains Only The Following Lines..
“When The World’s Last Man
Was Alone In His Room,
The Door Was Knocked.”

Funny SMS-74.

Do u know,why 14 november is celebrated as childrens day?bcoz it cums just after 9 month of valentine day.

Funny SMS-75.

"I LOVE U." Send this SMS 2 10 Girls & win free trip 2 ur nearest police station in luxury Jeep, Food, Accommodation &body massage free. *OFFER LIMITED*