Joke sms- 31.
Dad : Son, what do u want 4 ur birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it. .......
Joke sms- 32.
Can u explain 2 me how this lipstick got on ur collar? the suspicious wife sneered. No I can’t the husband replied. I distinctly remember taking my shirt off.
Joke sms-33
Husband: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.
Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 litter.
Joke sms-34.
TEACHER: If u call ur mother as MUM,
Then what will u call ur mother's younger sister & elder sis?
Student: so simple, I will call them MINIMUM and MAXIMUM
Joke sms-35
Maths teacher: 2 a dull boy,
if u have 12 chocolate and u give 5 2 leena,
3 2 tina, 4 2 meena,
then what will U get?
Student: 3 Girl friends....!
Joke sms-36.
Lady: So, u want 2 become my son-in-law?
Boy: Not really, but I dont see any other way 2 marry ur daughter!
Joke sms-37.
Humans fall in love that’s true,
Cows eat grass that’s Ok,
But Monkey reading sms,
That’s incredible.
Joke sms-38.
A teacher told all students in a class 2 write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy with writing the essay except one student. He wrote “DUE 2 RAIN, NO MATCH!”
Joke sms-39.
In a drug store
Customer: I’d like some vitamins 4 my grandson.
Druggist: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Customer: Any one will do, my grandson doesn’t know the alphabet yet!!
Joke sms-40.
Some newspapers publish untrue news, but there is one thing that is true. What is it? >>> Date <<<
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